Posted by: koolwine | July 5, 2015

Kiribati: The Sex Lives of Cannibals

The Sex Lives of Cannibals by J. Maarten TroottA comical look at the sobering realities of life on a South Pacific atoll.

Country Focus: Kiribati

The Sex Lives of Cannibals: Adrift in the Equatorial Pacific
By J. Maarten Troost
Published by Broadway Books, 2004.
272 pgs.

Genre: Memoir

About the author: Troost, a native of the Netherlands, has written three other travelogues: Getting Stoned with the Savages, Lost on Planet China, and Headhunters on My Doorstep.

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J. Maarten Troost

J. Maarten Troost


To picture Kiribati, imagine that the continental U.S. were to conveniently disappear leaving only Baltimore and a vast swath of very blue ocean in its place. Now chop up Baltimore into thirty-three pieces, place a neighborhood were Maine used to be, another where California once was, and so on until you have thirty-three pieces of Baltimore dispersed in such a way so as to ensure that 32/33 of Baltimorians will never attend an Orioles game again. Now take away electricity, running water, toilets, television, restaurants, buildings, and airplanes (except for two very old prop planes, tended by people who have no word for “maintenance”). Replace with thatch. Flatten all land into a uniform two feet above sea level. Toy with islands by melting polar ice caps. Add palm trees. Sprinkle with hepatitis A, B, and C. Stir in dengue fever and intestinal parasites. Take away doctors. Isolate and bake at a constant temperature of 100 degrees Fahrenheit. The result is the Republic of Kiribati.

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